Lauren Sánchez’s Inauguration Outfit Was Actually ‘Conservative’? Girl, No.

Lauren Sánchez is doubling down on her controversial inauguration look — and she’s calling it conservative. Yes, really. In a new interview with the New York Times, the wife of Jeff Bezos defended her sheer, sparkly gown that had everyone talking, saying she was \”super proud\” of the choice. \”I was being conservative,\” she told the outlet. Sure, Jan.

The outfit sparked major debate when she stepped out in it weeks ago, and apparently Sánchez has been thinking about it ever since. She’s now promised the White House \”no lace in the future,\” which is… an oddly specific commitment? Like, okay, we hear you loud and clear.

The whole thing is giving major \”I’m not mad, I’m just misunderstood\” energy. Sánchez clearly believed she was playing it safe with her inauguration fit, which tells you everything you need to know about her definition of understated. The internet, of course, had very different opinions at the time.