Epstein’s ‘Sex Scheduler’ Planning Bombshell Tell-All—With a Catch

Sarah Kellen, the woman who literally scheduled Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse, is writing a memoir. But here’s the twist: she’s terrified it could blow up her legal strategy.

According to Page Six, Kellen has already started working on a tell-all about the late financier and his crimes. The problem? She’s worried that spilling all the tea could torpedo her best defense—basically her “get out of jail free” card in any potential legal proceedings.

The irony is chef’s kiss. Kellen, who orchestrated the logistics of Epstein’s horrific abuse ring, wants to cash in on her proximity to one of the biggest scandals ever. But she’s also smart enough to know that every word she writes could be used against her in court. It’s the ultimate gamble: book deal money versus potential criminal liability.

So she’s stuck. Write the juicy memoir and possibly incriminate herself? Or stay silent and miss out on the payday? Either way, it’s a mess of her own making.